Hoje é o Dia Internacional da Cerveja, por isso temos direito a várias piadas:
So Argon walks into a bar and orders a beer !
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
The bartender says “Argont you going to leave?”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much. “For you, no charge”
René Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. When he finishes the glass the bartender asks him if he’d like another. Descartes says, “I think not,” and pop he disappears.
Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders one beer. The second orders half of a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer.
The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two beers.